What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
I have always wanted to be a writer. As a kid I was writing stories, none of which were any good. I...
Well I wish it wouldn’t have come to this but today was some accident where a poor 17 year old got h...
Thank you for your question! Yes, a women can learn to squirt. There are so many myths in respect to...
Music publishing is a rabid dog, man. A rabid half-dog. Half-dog, half-possum: addicted to mainlinin...
Because India is a hot country people where short clothes too keep them self cool and girls in top c...
YES! ORANGE FATTY has a habit of overcompensating like all insecure, weak little men do. He has so m...
Thai - 1 is Tamil new year. Why ? There is textual evidence even way before the Dravidian politics i...
Feeling lazy when you enter your room can be attributed to several factors: Environment: Your room m...
Does this count? My wife and I and my buddy were out on the lake on his boat. We’ve been having MFM...
The reason this question was posted is because you’re out in left field on the subject of addiction...
Why is it not acceptable? After I graduated high school, my mother moved out of the apartment she re...